Calendar

Mar
15
Sun
Old Jews Telling Jokes @ Indian Wells Theater (on the CSUSB Palm Desert campus)
Mar 15 @ 3:00 pm

Old Jews Telling Jokes, which has been called a “pickle-barrel full of giggles,” showcases five actors in a revue-type production that pays tribute to and reinvents classic jokes of the past and present. It celebrates the rich tradition of Jewish humor and ‘all the rabbis, complaining wives, fed-up husbands, patience-challenged physicians, gossiping ladies, and competitive men’ populating it. The humor is suggestive and even raunchy as the ‘Old Jews’ make fun of themselves as well as followers of every other religion. Said producer Philip Roger Roy, “Think Catskills comedy with jokes, songs, stories, skits, and routines. The humor is reminiscent of the great Jewish comedians from Buddy Hackett and Alan King to Tom Lehrer, and more.” Warning: adult (bawdy) humor. Not for audiences under 21.

The Huffington Post called the show, “A non-stop laugh fest.” Said the New York Times, “Hilarious … magnificent, enduring rhythm of Jewish humor!” And from the New Yorker, “The laughs-per-minute average is as high as anything you’ll find on stage!” Legendary comedian Mel Brooks enthused, “Chock full of laughs!”

Old Jews Telling Jokes has garnered rave reviews wherever it has played, including two years off Broadway and in Philadelphia, Boston, Chicago, Toronto, Baltimore, Thousand Oaks, CA, Boca Raton, FL, The George Street Playhouse in New Jersey, The Bucks County Playhouse in PA, Trinity Rep in RI, the Colony Theatre in Burbank, CA, and dozens of other venues across the USA.

The regular performance schedule is Thursday at 3pm and 8pm, Friday at 8pm, Saturday at 3pm and 8pm, and Sunday at 3pm and 7pm. Admission prices range from $45–$65 and tickets may be purchased online at www.playhouseinfo.com or by phone at (855) 448-7469. For group sales information (groups of 12+), call (888) 264-1788.

Indian Wells Theater (on the CSUSB Palm Desert campus) is located at 37500 Cook Street in Palm Desert, 92211.

CANCELLED – Book Talk: Famous Father Girl: A Memoir of Growing Up Bernstein by Jamie Bernstein @ Congregation Neveh Shalom
Mar 15 @ 4:00 pm – 6:00 pm

Please note this event has been cancelled

Book Talk: Famous Father Girl: A Memoir of Growing Up Bernstein by Jamie Bernstein

Sunday,  March 15, 4:00pm

Join fellow community members while discussing this memoir by the oldest daughter of revered composer Leonard Bernstein

Portland Dining Month @ Various restaurant locations
Mar 15 @ 5:00 pm

Every March, the city’s top restaurants offer three-course meals for a great price, making it the best time to experience one of the nation’s most talked-about culinary destinations – affordably. Travel Portland donates money to the Oregon Food Bank for each reservation made through the OpenTable links listed here. Scroll down the list to see the participating restaurants and their featured menus (which are subject to change).

Mar
16
Mon
Gates of Light with Rabbi Joshua Rose @ Mittleman Jewish Community Center
Mar 16 @ 2:30 pm – 3:30 pm

Gates of Light: A New-Old Approach to Torah and Kabbalah
Jewish mysticism helps us understand the Torah, the world, and ourselves. Delve into the core teachings of the majestic Kabbalistic tradition. Red bracelets aren’t going to do it – dig deep into the texts and into ourselves. Join Rabbi Joshua Rose for a look into the book Sha’arei Orah – Gates of Light.

Monday, January 13
Monday, February 3
Monday, March 16
2:30 – 3:25 pm
Free and open to the community.
In partnership with Congregation Shaarie Torah

Portland Dining Month @ Various restaurant locations
Mar 16 @ 5:00 pm

Every March, the city’s top restaurants offer three-course meals for a great price, making it the best time to experience one of the nation’s most talked-about culinary destinations – affordably. Travel Portland donates money to the Oregon Food Bank for each reservation made through the OpenTable links listed here. Scroll down the list to see the participating restaurants and their featured menus (which are subject to change).

CANCELLED – Lend a Hand  –  Soup to the Streets with Rav D @ RSVP for location
Mar 16 @ 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm

Please note that this event is cancelled. Thank you to everyone who participated. See you next winter when we start it up again.

 

Contact: lrichmond@nevehshalom.org.

Please note: Programs are subject to change; please contact the office for more information: 503.246.8831 or visit the website at: www.nevehshalom.org

Mar
17
Tue
Mah Jongg for Beginners @ Mittleman Jewish Community Center
Mar 17 @ 10:30 am – 12:30 pm

Tuesday Mornings
February 25 – March 31
10:30 am – 12:30 pm, CG203

Cost: $110. Member Cost: $90.
Register: oregonjcc.org/registration

Hebrew for Lunch @ Mittleman Jewish Community Center
Mar 17 @ 12:15 pm

Join Sylvia Frankel in the lobby for a discussion in Hebrew. Purchase lunch or just enjoy the conversation. Some conversational Hebrew required.
Tuesdays, 12:15 pm

Mah Jongg for Intermediate Players @ Mittleman Jewish Community Center
Mar 17 @ 1:30 pm – 3:30 pm

Intermediate Players
Take your game to the next level.
Tuesday Afternoons
February 25 – March 31
1:30 – 3:30 pm, CG204

Cost: $110. Member Cost: $90.
Register: oregonjcc.org/registration

Portland Dining Month @ Various restaurant locations
Mar 17 @ 5:00 pm

Every March, the city’s top restaurants offer three-course meals for a great price, making it the best time to experience one of the nation’s most talked-about culinary destinations – affordably. Travel Portland donates money to the Oregon Food Bank for each reservation made through the OpenTable links listed here. Scroll down the list to see the participating restaurants and their featured menus (which are subject to change).